Are You Certifiable?
A recent Op-Ed piece by Nikolas Kristof cites a recommendation to end teacher certification because it doesn't work. As a former publishing exec turned award-winning teacher, I disagree. Sort of. Teacher certification works: At the very beginning, it eliminates those who will not be able to deal with the systemic lunacy that is the school system.
I left publishing (I was a co-founder of Business 2.0 magazine), played poker for a couple of years, but after 9/11 decided that I was going to teach So I entered the credential program at San Francisco State University.
I earned nearly straight A's in my preparatory coursework, passed all the required exams, was fingerprinted, and sat through 25 hours of classes at a local high school. But no acceptance. Even though I called and called and was told no problem, the reality was no letter. I decided to show up on the first day, regardless. After orientation, I asked the director for my package. He looked around, shrugged, handed me the materials from a no-show, scribbled something, and boom, I was in.
But my first trial by wackiness was tame compared with the finale of student teaching. A few weeks before the end, my master teacher decreed that I was addicted to technology, and that I was to go one full week without. No technology? You mean no whiteboard? How about desks? Lights? She said no, she meant the projector and my laptop. I asked how this idea would benefit the kids I was teaching. I was nearly thrown out of the system.
Then it hit me, all this nonsense was actually the point. I would have to learn how to be happy in this world if I was going to have a chance. Working in a school is about being certifiable: You have to love working with kids enough to put up with all the stuff that gets thrown in your way. It's amazing that so many do.

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